WHAT THOSE WORDS ON YEARLY PERFORMANCE REVIEWS REALLY MEAN

1. OUTGOING PERSONALITY – Always going out of the office
2. GREAT PRESENTATION SKILLS– Able to bullshit
3. GOOD COMMUNICATION SKILLS – Spends a lot of time on phone
4. WORK IS FIRST PRIORITY – Too ugly to get a date
5. ACTIVE SOCIALLY – Drinks a lot
6. INDEPENDENT WORKER – Nobody knows what he/she does
7. QUICK THINKING – Offers plausible excuses
8. CAREFUL THINKER – Won’t make a decision
9. USES LOGIC ON DIFFICULT JOBS – Gets someone else to do it
10. EXPRESSES THEMSELVES WELL – Speaks English
11. METICULOUS ATTENTION TO DETAIL – A nit picker
12. HAS LEADERSHIP QUALITIES – Is tall or has a louder voice
13. EXCEPTIONALLY GOOD JUDGEMENT – Lucky
14. KEEN SENSE OF HUMOUR – Knows a lot of dirty jokes
15. CAREER MINDED – Back Stabber
16. LOYAL – Can’t get a job anywhere else
17. PLANS FOR PROMOTION/ADVANCEMENT – Buys drinks for all the boys
18. OF GREAT VALUE TO THE ORGANISATION – Gets to work on time
19. RELAXED ATTITUDE – Sleeps at desk

p.s: i was going thru documents on ayah's notebook and this one caught my fancy haha